I had these once in Mexico. I was a little hesitant but thought “hey, it’s not like pineapples on a taco is going to be *disgusting*.” Turns out they are in fact not disgusting and instead are absolutely delicious.
There may be a biological factor that makes that a non-issue for living organisms. Since the meat we consume(by choice of course) is not exactly alive the Bromelain in pineapple should effectively tenderize(and stay that way) the meat exclusively. Another trick is to use Ficin from figs, but I think that may work better on goat and lamb.
pineapple juice
pineapple orange juice
fruit salad
dries sugar-coated pineapple slices are good in trail mix or by themselves
also there's a drink that's basically a moscow mule but instead of lime you use pineapple juice, can't remember the name of it
* Sweet-and-sour chicken/pork/shrimp/whatever you like
* It's the best friend cottage cheese ever had
* Just...grilled, served with vanilla sauce
* Fruit salad (yummy yummy)
* On a teriyaki burger
* Pineapple salsa
* Jack-O-Lanterns
Nah, that comes from South Carolina where the pineapple is a symbol of hospitality. ...hospitality has many meanings I suppose. "Come on in for a glass of sweet tea and something quick to eat, like pussy."
Also used in colonial New England for the same reason. Pineapples were considered a luxury item and served to guests. A lot of old homes there have these wooden, gilded, pineapples over the door.
I assume South Carolina is following the same tradition. What with it being a coastal former colony.
Mix it in with rice and beans! It’s especially tasty if you cook the rice in coconut milk instead of water. I just add the pineapple and beans when the rice cools off and eat it cold.
Not everyone likes it (like pineapple on pizza) but it's pretty common. At the average fast food restaurant if you order a 'hamburger' it would come with lettuce, tomato, beetroot, and sometimes onion by default.. You usually pay extra if you want cheese, bacon or egg or pineapple for a 'Works Burger' (my favourite).
It’s really good! The burger called” One with the lot” has a beef patty, lettuce, tomato, grilled onion, bacon , fried egg and cheese with the option of eitherTomato , or barbecue sauce. ( the inside of the bun has to be lightly toasted
If you put it in jello raw the gelatin won't set up due to the same enzymes that make your mouth sore. Canned pineapple is fine as the heat during the canning process destroys those enzymes.
With fruit dip.
Get a stick of cream cheese and a jar of marshmallow cream. Mix them together in a mixer. Refrigerate and dip the pineapple in it. It’s amazing! It works with all fruit, but pineapple is the best.
Great light dessert, basil poached pineapple. Simmer it in sugar and water with some fresh basil in there. give it about 30 minutes. Take it off the heat, take out basil. Once it is completely cool add some new basil to it and refrigerate it. Dish it up with some of the syrup and a few of the basil leaves. So easy and so good.
well pineapples used to be so expensive that they were rented as centerpieces for parties, and returned when you were done
so host a pineapple party ig
I take pineapples and top them with yogurt and throw them in the freezer for an hour and eat it as a frozenish treat.
Also pineapple along with ice and/or yogurt, and whatever else you want makes for a pretty good smoothie.
Also I like to just eat pineapple sometimes because it's got a pretty good flavor to calories ratio. I believe 100 grams of pineapple is around 50 cals.
Sangria
Chicken Salad (Had it from Jason's Deli)
Grilled on a Burger
Pistachio Pudding
Pineapple Salsa in a Chipotle-like bowl or wrap. (Tropical Smoothie Cafe)
They can be carved like pumpkins for halloween.
I did a smouldering cauldron with two mini pumpkins being cooked while 4 carved pineapple heads like tribesmen on sticks stood over them.
Pineapple / Avocado Guacamole
Pineapple / Hotpepper chutney for fish
Juice pineapples and make pineapple wine. ( I did this with 10 pine apples I grew in my garden. The wine was amazing. Clocked in around 17% abv.
Pineapple and Pork Fired Rice
Tacos *al pastor* have an entertaining history.
Lebanese immigrants brought shawarma (aka döner, aka gyros — same idea, different languages) to Mexico. Other folks there liked it, and did the same idea using pork instead of lamb, and tortillas instead of pita. *Al pastor* is "shepherd style", named for the original lamb ingredient.
So it's an Arabic-Turkish-Lebanese-Mexican food, that can now be found in Mexican-style restaurants around the world.
Uh, yeah. Pineapple has an enzyme that’s basically a digestive enzyme to soft tissue. It’s perfectly safe to eat, but it’s the reason pineapple burns your lips if you don’t rinse off the juices. Dude’s lucky he didn’t end up with more serious injuries.
Asian stir fry. Great with porkchops and teriyaki sauce.
Also... tacos al pastor. Yum.
I had these once in Mexico. I was a little hesitant but thought “hey, it’s not like pineapples on a taco is going to be *disgusting*.” Turns out they are in fact not disgusting and instead are absolutely delicious.
No, thats a fucking aberrration, no me vas a faltar al respeto de esa manera, No porfavor
They don't put the pineapple on top of the trompo where you from?!? Qué lástima... Es chukis buey.
Kimchee. Pineapple kimchi is one of mankind's greatest flavors.
Wow! I didn't even know that was a thing.
I’m Korean and I never knew too
I did not realize how violently horny this combination would make me
You could always just eat the pineapple itself
No SHOT
Tf? Pinapples are great. Just slice and eat
Damn you must really hate pineapples
No I actually love pineapple. I think my comment may have been misunderstood considering the hive mind downvotes
Looks like it
Did you mean “no shot” or “no shit”?
Meat Tenderizing Marinade.
while you eat pineapple, pineapple eat you!
There may be a biological factor that makes that a non-issue for living organisms. Since the meat we consume(by choice of course) is not exactly alive the Bromelain in pineapple should effectively tenderize(and stay that way) the meat exclusively. Another trick is to use Ficin from figs, but I think that may work better on goat and lamb.
Forgot about that!
For Shish Kebabs my dad likes to marinate the meat in pineapple juice and add pineapple to the kebabs
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Pineapple fried rice with Thai spices is terrific
pineapple juice pineapple orange juice fruit salad dries sugar-coated pineapple slices are good in trail mix or by themselves also there's a drink that's basically a moscow mule but instead of lime you use pineapple juice, can't remember the name of it
* Sweet-and-sour chicken/pork/shrimp/whatever you like * It's the best friend cottage cheese ever had * Just...grilled, served with vanilla sauce * Fruit salad (yummy yummy) * On a teriyaki burger * Pineapple salsa * Jack-O-Lanterns
>It's the best friend cottage cheese ever had For real????
I didn’t believe it since milk and pineapple is the worst combination but it is AMAZING with cottage cheese
>milk and pineapple is the worst combination Jack in the box right now has a pineapple milkshake and it's awesome.
For real 😊
Oh yeah!
>Fruit salad (yummy yummy) Ah, a fellow human of culture I see
This is a great list, and as I was reading it I was telling myself “please don’t say pizza”.
alerting neighbors you're into swinging
As someone who lived in coastal New England, this is horrifying....
Nah, that comes from South Carolina where the pineapple is a symbol of hospitality. ...hospitality has many meanings I suppose. "Come on in for a glass of sweet tea and something quick to eat, like pussy."
Also used in colonial New England for the same reason. Pineapples were considered a luxury item and served to guests. A lot of old homes there have these wooden, gilded, pineapples over the door. I assume South Carolina is following the same tradition. What with it being a coastal former colony.
One if by land, two if by sea, three if you're down to fuck
Doesn't pineapple juice consumption make your jizz taste better?
...happier girlfriend
I can confirm, she was happier :)
Pineapple cream pie?
Pineapple semen
Would devour.
Name checks out
You can eat it as it is. It’s very delicious.
Pineapple chicken in the crockpot. Put it on a bun with some bbq and you’re set
Mix it in with rice and beans! It’s especially tasty if you cook the rice in coconut milk instead of water. I just add the pineapple and beans when the rice cools off and eat it cold.
Pizza topping
Yes, pineapple, pepperoni and jalapeño gives you sweet, savory and spicy in one delicious bite.
Throw goat cheese into that mix and get ready for your mouth to be fucked up in the best way.
Oooh, provocative. I love goat cheese.
This sounds great. I personally love a pineapple, bacon, and onion pizza.
Add some little balls of cream cheese to that and you have my fav pizza
Pineapple actually helps counteracts capsaicin, so it is often a good complement to spicy foods.
Yesssss. My favorite pizza.
Damn, that sounds delicious!
Hello fellow knight
I agree, but is this more widespread now, or is it mostly a Canada thing still?
It's also very Australian. Like beetroot on a burger.
I saw this on Bluey! Do austalians really put beet slices on a burger?
Not everyone likes it (like pineapple on pizza) but it's pretty common. At the average fast food restaurant if you order a 'hamburger' it would come with lettuce, tomato, beetroot, and sometimes onion by default.. You usually pay extra if you want cheese, bacon or egg or pineapple for a 'Works Burger' (my favourite).
It’s really good! The burger called” One with the lot” has a beef patty, lettuce, tomato, grilled onion, bacon , fried egg and cheese with the option of eitherTomato , or barbecue sauce. ( the inside of the bun has to be lightly toasted
I was putting pizza on Candadian bacon pizzas at my first job in 1978 in the USA so I am not sure if it ever was just a Canada thing.
I’ll have a Canadian bacon pizza with extra pizza on top please.
I'm Brazilian, so I think it's more widespread
No, just no.
Pineapple and cottage cheese final answer.
A projectile weapon
It was a drive by fruiting.
Why Hellloooo there children!
I wasn’t sure if anyone would know the reference. That movie is pretty old.
Greek yogurt topping.
My parents always use it to make sauces for Meatballs and cocktail smokies at family potlucks.
Sweet and sour meatballs
Excellent in that!
According to my grandma, jello
If you put it in jello raw the gelatin won't set up due to the same enzymes that make your mouth sore. Canned pineapple is fine as the heat during the canning process destroys those enzymes.
Yeah she used canned but I always just assumed that was cause it was cheapest
According to your grandma, it also makes semen taste better.
Damn dude...
Sweet and sour
With fruit dip. Get a stick of cream cheese and a jar of marshmallow cream. Mix them together in a mixer. Refrigerate and dip the pineapple in it. It’s amazing! It works with all fruit, but pineapple is the best.
Pizza topping. Fight me!
Pizza topping, of course!
Yellow Curry.
A pineapple milkshake slaps.
I use it in my fried rice.
Great light dessert, basil poached pineapple. Simmer it in sugar and water with some fresh basil in there. give it about 30 minutes. Take it off the heat, take out basil. Once it is completely cool add some new basil to it and refrigerate it. Dish it up with some of the syrup and a few of the basil leaves. So easy and so good.
well pineapples used to be so expensive that they were rented as centerpieces for parties, and returned when you were done so host a pineapple party ig
Pineapple chicken is actually wonderful
Grilled chunks are good on pork kebabs, Al pastor tacos are my favorite (after cabeza de vaca)
Grilled! You can rub a little cinnamon on it and grill it, and it's a great side to bbq or grilled meat.
The highlight of my every trip to a Brazilian steakhouse.
That's the first place I ever had it too! I like steak well enough but I dream about that pineapple xD
Al Pastor pork tacos… and I dice it and add it to pico de gallo for seafood tacos. So, I guess my answer is tacos.
Cake, of the pineapple upside down variety :)
Pizza Salsa Stir fry Burgers Swineapple A delicious snack
My kid hates sweet salsas, but I really like them. Pineapple salsa and Mango salsa are two of my favorites.
Pineapple mango habanero salsa or go fuck your mother. That shit is so good.
Unfortunately, I can't do spicy salsa anymore because of health issues, so the most I can handle is a mild, sweet salsa.
My mom used to make the best mango salsa. Pineapple salsa is probably my favorite, next to habanero.
r/SalsaSnobs has a bunch of good ones
Fruit salad, yummy, yummy
I’ve heard if you put a pineapple upside down in your shopping cart it signals you’re a swinger. So there’s that.
Living in it
Mix 1 can of crushed pineapple with 1 brick of softened cream cheese. Serve with Ritz crackers. Delish. Always a comfort food go to
A way to make your cum taste better, if eaten in large quantities over time. Supposedly
You shouldn’t be eating large quantities of your cum over time.
Haha pineapple, but hey, to each their own.
Better to down it all quickly
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You've got that right.
Pizza
Pizza.
Taco filling
As a Mexican.... This is an abomination.
You can just eat them. I've even heard you can put them on a pizza.
I love it in yogurt.
Sour and sweet chicken, Fruit salad, Ice cream toppings,
Salsa! Had an awesome pineapple salsa recently with yucatan pork, flavours went really well together.
Salsa, definitely salsa.
I take pineapples and top them with yogurt and throw them in the freezer for an hour and eat it as a frozenish treat. Also pineapple along with ice and/or yogurt, and whatever else you want makes for a pretty good smoothie. Also I like to just eat pineapple sometimes because it's got a pretty good flavor to calories ratio. I believe 100 grams of pineapple is around 50 cals.
I actually just got fajitas today (I believe called chipotle fajitas) from our local Mexican place that had pineapple mixed in. SO good.
Sangria Chicken Salad (Had it from Jason's Deli) Grilled on a Burger Pistachio Pudding Pineapple Salsa in a Chipotle-like bowl or wrap. (Tropical Smoothie Cafe)
Used with ice cream, or put in the freezer as a hard, juicy / crispy treat.
Pork and pineapple tacos are really yummy and Hawaiian chicken is so good.
Pineapple chunks & cottage cheese.
Spongebob's house
They can be carved like pumpkins for halloween. I did a smouldering cauldron with two mini pumpkins being cooked while 4 carved pineapple heads like tribesmen on sticks stood over them.
I often use pineapple juice in mixed cocktails, especially on a hot summer night. 😊
Living in them under the sea.
Pineapple / Avocado Guacamole Pineapple / Hotpepper chutney for fish Juice pineapples and make pineapple wine. ( I did this with 10 pine apples I grew in my garden. The wine was amazing. Clocked in around 17% abv. Pineapple and Pork Fired Rice
Al pastor tacos
Pineapple sorbet
grilled and eaten
Beer battered fried pineapple. I know, it sounds insane. It was a joke/dare when we ran out of potato wedges, but it was so ridiculously excellent.
put it on pepperoni pizza
Grill slices sprinkled with brown sugar. It’s the candy you never knew you were missing.
Pizza, fried rice, pizza fried rice idk
smoothies and pineapple ice cream
Disneyland Tiki Room Dole Whip
pineapple, a little salt, a little tajin? SHEEEESH
Kroger has the cranberry sauce with pineapple, goes great with bird
Only those. Nothing else
PIZZA!!!
1. Pineapple + Veggies + Skewers. 2. Apply dry rub seasoning of your choice. 3. BBQ. 4. Profit?
The devil shoves them up Hitler’s ass every day at 4.
Fresh fruit, chutney, pizza
Meat tenderizer, pizza, drinks with rum.
Pizza.
Pizza
You monster!
They can house sponges under the sea
Apparently, Throwing them at Trump. He is terrified of them.
Pegging
Bludgeoning.
Enema
IT DOESNT MATTER THE FOG IS COMING 😳😳😳😳
Gun flavor
Pizza.
Hand warmers
🍍🍕
Pizza
If someone dare says pizza……
Jizz flavor enhancement
Anything but pizza.
Only because that goes without saying, since it is so tasty that nobody could possible disagree with that.
I mean, it's a step above literal ass. I'll give you that.
The obvious one
pineapple fabric
Al Pastor.
Tacos *al pastor* have an entertaining history. Lebanese immigrants brought shawarma (aka döner, aka gyros — same idea, different languages) to Mexico. Other folks there liked it, and did the same idea using pork instead of lamb, and tortillas instead of pita. *Al pastor* is "shepherd style", named for the original lamb ingredient. So it's an Arabic-Turkish-Lebanese-Mexican food, that can now be found in Mexican-style restaurants around the world.
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Uh, yeah. Pineapple has an enzyme that’s basically a digestive enzyme to soft tissue. It’s perfectly safe to eat, but it’s the reason pineapple burns your lips if you don’t rinse off the juices. Dude’s lucky he didn’t end up with more serious injuries.
You can have them for dessert with some whipped cream. Tastes better than you imagine.
Math problems
An episode of psych.
Jack-o-lanterns.
Pineapple with a little bit of juice on cottage cheese. Yum.
Pineapple upside down cake Or a dildo Whatever you prefer
Inducing labor
On hamburger, chicken, pizza….
Pulse blend, mix with instant pudding of your choice top with whip cream then refrigerate. You’ll thank me after you try it
Slices of pineapple, seared, on top of fried corned beef hash.
Target shooting
Put it in a fruit salad to make the other fruit taste sweeter and more ripe.
I eat pineapple with cottage cheese and almonds a lot. It’s a good carb/fat/protein combo and it tastes good.
Also: pineapple and pineapple juice is great for reducing inflammation.
**PIZZA.**
PIZZA!!!
Fried Rice
I grew up eating pineapple and cottage cheese.
Dildos for all you daredevils out there
Commiting suicide..... I'm deathly allergic to them
Squeezing it into a delicious juice.
Idk I only eat them raw
Salsa, yogurt, juice, jam, pizza, or eaten by itself or in a mixed fruit salad. I love pinapple