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keesouth

Asian stir fry. Great with porkchops and teriyaki sauce.


team_blimp

Also... tacos al pastor. Yum.


iTeoti

I had these once in Mexico. I was a little hesitant but thought “hey, it’s not like pineapples on a taco is going to be *disgusting*.” Turns out they are in fact not disgusting and instead are absolutely delicious.


sup_rem_keiks

No, thats a fucking aberrration, no me vas a faltar al respeto de esa manera, No porfavor


team_blimp

They don't put the pineapple on top of the trompo where you from?!? Qué lástima... Es chukis buey.


TellurideTeddy

Kimchee. Pineapple kimchi is one of mankind's greatest flavors.


keesouth

Wow! I didn't even know that was a thing.


yungnoodlee

I’m Korean and I never knew too


Foxy-jj-Grandpa

I did not realize how violently horny this combination would make me


BorderMaleficent8399

You could always just eat the pineapple itself


mmtheg

No SHOT


drunk_dong

Tf? Pinapples are great. Just slice and eat


retro123gamr

Damn you must really hate pineapples


mmtheg

No I actually love pineapple. I think my comment may have been misunderstood considering the hive mind downvotes


retro123gamr

Looks like it


Jeepers__Reapers

Did you mean “no shot” or “no shit”?


KnotsCherryFarm

Meat Tenderizing Marinade.


Avalaigh

while you eat pineapple, pineapple eat you!


KnotsCherryFarm

There may be a biological factor that makes that a non-issue for living organisms. Since the meat we consume(by choice of course) is not exactly alive the Bromelain in pineapple should effectively tenderize(and stay that way) the meat exclusively. Another trick is to use Ficin from figs, but I think that may work better on goat and lamb.


tree_basher

Forgot about that!


signaturefox2013

For Shish Kebabs my dad likes to marinate the meat in pineapple juice and add pineapple to the kebabs


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GuanBulbus

Pineapple fried rice with Thai spices is terrific


crucifix_peen

pineapple juice pineapple orange juice fruit salad dries sugar-coated pineapple slices are good in trail mix or by themselves also there's a drink that's basically a moscow mule but instead of lime you use pineapple juice, can't remember the name of it


coffeeblossom

* Sweet-and-sour chicken/pork/shrimp/whatever you like * It's the best friend cottage cheese ever had * Just...grilled, served with vanilla sauce * Fruit salad (yummy yummy) * On a teriyaki burger * Pineapple salsa * Jack-O-Lanterns


PancakeswithmySyrup

>It's the best friend cottage cheese ever had ​ For real????


chronically-clumsy

I didn’t believe it since milk and pineapple is the worst combination but it is AMAZING with cottage cheese


NecroJoe

>milk and pineapple is the worst combination Jack in the box right now has a pineapple milkshake and it's awesome.


coffeeblossom

For real 😊


Zmirzlina

Oh yeah!


A_Guy_in_Orange

>Fruit salad (yummy yummy) Ah, a fellow human of culture I see


TheRealQubes

This is a great list, and as I was reading it I was telling myself “please don’t say pizza”.


swammmich

alerting neighbors you're into swinging


TheGrandExquisitor

As someone who lived in coastal New England, this is horrifying....


LastExitToSalvation

Nah, that comes from South Carolina where the pineapple is a symbol of hospitality. ...hospitality has many meanings I suppose. "Come on in for a glass of sweet tea and something quick to eat, like pussy."


TheGrandExquisitor

Also used in colonial New England for the same reason. Pineapples were considered a luxury item and served to guests. A lot of old homes there have these wooden, gilded, pineapples over the door. I assume South Carolina is following the same tradition. What with it being a coastal former colony.


FckYourLimits

One if by land, two if by sea, three if you're down to fuck


twopacktuesday

Doesn't pineapple juice consumption make your jizz taste better?


pls-answer

...happier girlfriend


outta_luck_2022

I can confirm, she was happier :)


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

Pineapple cream pie?


captaincumsock69

Pineapple semen


cumkisser

Would devour.


TonyLovense

Name checks out


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You can eat it as it is. It’s very delicious.


TheSkinnyJeans

Pineapple chicken in the crockpot. Put it on a bun with some bbq and you’re set


CoyoooteFace

Mix it in with rice and beans! It’s especially tasty if you cook the rice in coconut milk instead of water. I just add the pineapple and beans when the rice cools off and eat it cold.


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Pizza topping


Strong-Patience-2759

Yes, pineapple, pepperoni and jalapeño gives you sweet, savory and spicy in one delicious bite.


Curtainmachine

Throw goat cheese into that mix and get ready for your mouth to be fucked up in the best way.


Strong-Patience-2759

Oooh, provocative. I love goat cheese.


ConnectBat385

This sounds great. I personally love a pineapple, bacon, and onion pizza.


fore_tea_too

Add some little balls of cream cheese to that and you have my fav pizza


dewiniaid

Pineapple actually helps counteracts capsaicin, so it is often a good complement to spicy foods.


PlaceboRoshambo

Yesssss. My favorite pizza.


IDrinkBecauseIHaveTo

Damn, that sounds delicious!


Sean081799

Hello fellow knight


MordaxTenebrae

I agree, but is this more widespread now, or is it mostly a Canada thing still?


bisho

It's also very Australian. Like beetroot on a burger.


PlaceboRoshambo

I saw this on Bluey! Do austalians really put beet slices on a burger?


bisho

Not everyone likes it (like pineapple on pizza) but it's pretty common. At the average fast food restaurant if you order a 'hamburger' it would come with lettuce, tomato, beetroot, and sometimes onion by default.. You usually pay extra if you want cheese, bacon or egg or pineapple for a 'Works Burger' (my favourite).


Wrygreymare

It’s really good! The burger called” One with the lot” has a beef patty, lettuce, tomato, grilled onion, bacon , fried egg and cheese with the option of eitherTomato , or barbecue sauce. ( the inside of the bun has to be lightly toasted


electric29

I was putting pizza on Candadian bacon pizzas at my first job in 1978 in the USA so I am not sure if it ever was just a Canada thing.


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

I’ll have a Canadian bacon pizza with extra pizza on top please.


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I'm Brazilian, so I think it's more widespread


TheBelhade

No, just no.


Content-Discussion56

Pineapple and cottage cheese final answer.


Edmaster007

A projectile weapon


cmacfarland64

It was a drive by fruiting.


I-love-Oreos

Why Hellloooo there children!


cmacfarland64

I wasn’t sure if anyone would know the reference. That movie is pretty old.


BerzerkBoulderer

Greek yogurt topping.


BranWafr

My parents always use it to make sauces for Meatballs and cocktail smokies at family potlucks.


Freshrendar

Sweet and sour meatballs


Kreatorkind

Excellent in that!


Slawth_x

According to my grandma, jello


shan68ok01

If you put it in jello raw the gelatin won't set up due to the same enzymes that make your mouth sore. Canned pineapple is fine as the heat during the canning process destroys those enzymes.


Slawth_x

Yeah she used canned but I always just assumed that was cause it was cheapest


EvadingTheDayAway

According to your grandma, it also makes semen taste better.


ronchee1

Damn dude...


bogus_bovine

Sweet and sour


MaxAmperage

With fruit dip. Get a stick of cream cheese and a jar of marshmallow cream. Mix them together in a mixer. Refrigerate and dip the pineapple in it. It’s amazing! It works with all fruit, but pineapple is the best.


TheGrandExquisitor

Pizza topping. Fight me!


Scrotus__Maximus

Pizza topping, of course!


sindayven

Yellow Curry.


Usagi_Shinobi

A pineapple milkshake slaps.


Gonzostewie

I use it in my fried rice.


akaKinkade

Great light dessert, basil poached pineapple. Simmer it in sugar and water with some fresh basil in there. give it about 30 minutes. Take it off the heat, take out basil. Once it is completely cool add some new basil to it and refrigerate it. Dish it up with some of the syrup and a few of the basil leaves. So easy and so good.


its_a_chicken

well pineapples used to be so expensive that they were rented as centerpieces for parties, and returned when you were done so host a pineapple party ig


HiIntrepidHero

Pineapple chicken is actually wonderful


yampotatoube

Grilled chunks are good on pork kebabs, Al pastor tacos are my favorite (after cabeza de vaca)


Odd-Astronaut-92

Grilled! You can rub a little cinnamon on it and grill it, and it's a great side to bbq or grilled meat.


chnandler_bong

The highlight of my every trip to a Brazilian steakhouse.


Odd-Astronaut-92

That's the first place I ever had it too! I like steak well enough but I dream about that pineapple xD


nottheotherone4

Al Pastor pork tacos… and I dice it and add it to pico de gallo for seafood tacos. So, I guess my answer is tacos.


Bean_momo

Cake, of the pineapple upside down variety :)


Dapper_Interest_8914

Pizza Salsa Stir fry Burgers Swineapple A delicious snack


BranWafr

My kid hates sweet salsas, but I really like them. Pineapple salsa and Mango salsa are two of my favorites.


wadeswhit

Pineapple mango habanero salsa or go fuck your mother. That shit is so good.


BranWafr

Unfortunately, I can't do spicy salsa anymore because of health issues, so the most I can handle is a mild, sweet salsa.


Dapper_Interest_8914

My mom used to make the best mango salsa. Pineapple salsa is probably my favorite, next to habanero.


GaryNOVA

r/SalsaSnobs has a bunch of good ones


Voodoo330

Fruit salad, yummy, yummy


Pizza802

I’ve heard if you put a pineapple upside down in your shopping cart it signals you’re a swinger. So there’s that.


smalchus55

Living in it


flowercan126

Mix 1 can of crushed pineapple with 1 brick of softened cream cheese. Serve with Ritz crackers. Delish. Always a comfort food go to


BigBearSD

A way to make your cum taste better, if eaten in large quantities over time. Supposedly


kaoszombie

You shouldn’t be eating large quantities of your cum over time.


BigBearSD

Haha pineapple, but hey, to each their own.


Cold_Total6214

Better to down it all quickly


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BranWafr

You've got that right.


ShilohOrange7

Pizza


Max-lower-back-Payne

Pizza.


cloroz

Taco filling


CrassDemon

As a Mexican.... This is an abomination.


longhairedcountryboy

You can just eat them. I've even heard you can put them on a pizza.


LetsDence

I love it in yogurt.


Ilona92

Sour and sweet chicken, Fruit salad, Ice cream toppings,


MissionSorbet2768

Salsa! Had an awesome pineapple salsa recently with yucatan pork, flavours went really well together.


tree_basher

Salsa, definitely salsa.


starvenger

I take pineapples and top them with yogurt and throw them in the freezer for an hour and eat it as a frozenish treat. Also pineapple along with ice and/or yogurt, and whatever else you want makes for a pretty good smoothie. Also I like to just eat pineapple sometimes because it's got a pretty good flavor to calories ratio. I believe 100 grams of pineapple is around 50 cals.


waitnowimconfused

I actually just got fajitas today (I believe called chipotle fajitas) from our local Mexican place that had pineapple mixed in. SO good.


nayeh

Sangria Chicken Salad (Had it from Jason's Deli) Grilled on a Burger Pistachio Pudding Pineapple Salsa in a Chipotle-like bowl or wrap. (Tropical Smoothie Cafe)


M4Tr1X_12

Used with ice cream, or put in the freezer as a hard, juicy / crispy treat.


my3boysmyworld

Pork and pineapple tacos are really yummy and Hawaiian chicken is so good.


Emperor_Cartagia

Pineapple chunks & cottage cheese.


Alive_Sheepherder_59

Spongebob's house


iploggged

They can be carved like pumpkins for halloween. I did a smouldering cauldron with two mini pumpkins being cooked while 4 carved pineapple heads like tribesmen on sticks stood over them.


cheesemongrel938491

I often use pineapple juice in mixed cocktails, especially on a hot summer night. 😊


PokemonMaster619

Living in them under the sea.


d4m1ty

Pineapple / Avocado Guacamole Pineapple / Hotpepper chutney for fish Juice pineapples and make pineapple wine. ( I did this with 10 pine apples I grew in my garden. The wine was amazing. Clocked in around 17% abv. Pineapple and Pork Fired Rice


Timullin

Al pastor tacos


Emalan-R

Pineapple sorbet


Distinct-Yogurt2686

grilled and eaten


AZskyeRX

Beer battered fried pineapple. I know, it sounds insane. It was a joke/dare when we ran out of potato wedges, but it was so ridiculously excellent.


gonefishin6

put it on pepperoni pizza


YooperGirlMovedSouth

Grill slices sprinkled with brown sugar. It’s the candy you never knew you were missing.


dollparts004

Pizza, fried rice, pizza fried rice idk


blaynevee

smoothies and pineapple ice cream


farawyn86

Disneyland Tiki Room Dole Whip


Odd_Sky7089

pineapple, a little salt, a little tajin? SHEEEESH


TexMexChillE

Kroger has the cranberry sauce with pineapple, goes great with bird


clay_420

Only those. Nothing else


Realitycheck-4u

PIZZA!!!


UncleCompton

1. Pineapple + Veggies + Skewers. 2. Apply dry rub seasoning of your choice. 3. BBQ. 4. Profit?


ITeechYoKidsArt

The devil shoves them up Hitler’s ass every day at 4.


brianna_sometimes

Fresh fruit, chutney, pizza


contactspring

Meat tenderizer, pizza, drinks with rum.


SiloueOfUlrin

Pizza.


Itsallrats

Pizza


Kreatorkind

You monster!


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They can house sponges under the sea


vaylon1701

Apparently, Throwing them at Trump. He is terrified of them.


pyleofbranches

Pegging


SporkOfficial

Bludgeoning.


rkellysdoodoobutters

Enema


grabsyoursussyballs

IT DOESNT MATTER THE FOG IS COMING 😳😳😳😳


RoutineRelease3226

Gun flavor


ccbayes

Pizza.


gettysburg-undressed

Hand warmers


Linsanity998877

🍍🍕


twocarryon

Pizza


Pulsar-Kiwi

If someone dare says pizza……


Tenacious-V

Jizz flavor enhancement


BlackLetterLies

Anything but pizza.


BranWafr

Only because that goes without saying, since it is so tasty that nobody could possible disagree with that.


BlackLetterLies

I mean, it's a step above literal ass. I'll give you that.


New-Oil6131

The obvious one


catshirtrealness

pineapple fabric


EndorphinSpeedBot

Al Pastor.


fubo

Tacos *al pastor* have an entertaining history. Lebanese immigrants brought shawarma (aka döner, aka gyros — same idea, different languages) to Mexico. Other folks there liked it, and did the same idea using pork instead of lamb, and tortillas instead of pita. *Al pastor* is "shepherd style", named for the original lamb ingredient. So it's an Arabic-Turkish-Lebanese-Mexican food, that can now be found in Mexican-style restaurants around the world.


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toxinogen

Uh, yeah. Pineapple has an enzyme that’s basically a digestive enzyme to soft tissue. It’s perfectly safe to eat, but it’s the reason pineapple burns your lips if you don’t rinse off the juices. Dude’s lucky he didn’t end up with more serious injuries.


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You can have them for dessert with some whipped cream. Tastes better than you imagine.


SlashingManticore

Math problems


Kreatorkind

An episode of psych.


mankymonk

Jack-o-lanterns.


Cheerio13

Pineapple with a little bit of juice on cottage cheese. Yum.


Walrus_Toe

Pineapple upside down cake Or a dildo Whatever you prefer


Kobayash

Inducing labor


Cold_Refuse_7236

On hamburger, chicken, pizza….


ricottabill13

Pulse blend, mix with instant pudding of your choice top with whip cream then refrigerate. You’ll thank me after you try it


electric29

Slices of pineapple, seared, on top of fried corned beef hash.


Beybaldeer

Target shooting


scarlettbaroness

Put it in a fruit salad to make the other fruit taste sweeter and more ripe.


eleanorsays

I eat pineapple with cottage cheese and almonds a lot. It’s a good carb/fat/protein combo and it tastes good.


eleanorsays

Also: pineapple and pineapple juice is great for reducing inflammation.


Ferna_89

**PIZZA.**


Salreus

PIZZA!!!


Cold_Total6214

Fried Rice


Salreus

I grew up eating pineapple and cottage cheese.


angusto_migito

Dildos for all you daredevils out there


Desperate_Estate7674

Commiting suicide..... I'm deathly allergic to them


HGMercury42

Squeezing it into a delicious juice.


LowFi_Lexa1

Idk I only eat them raw


KiwiCatPNW

Salsa, yogurt, juice, jam, pizza, or eaten by itself or in a mixed fruit salad. I love pinapple